Tweet You know what’s sad? When people have such an enormous stick up their ass that it has dislodged their sense of humor and rocketed it off into the stratosphere somewhere to never be seen again. You know someone like this, I’m sure everyone does. CNN has showed the perfect textbook example of this on …
Category Archive: lolbible
May 02
Sometimes I’m not surprised at all
TweetI really shouldn’t be surprised by anything that happens at my job. Every time something new happens we joke that it’s Chapter XX in the ongoing story of the Clusterfuck Arms. Drunks, psychos and perverts? We’ve had ‘em. Hallucinating psychotics refusing to take their meds? More times than I have fingers and toes. Transvestites that …
Dec 26
And so it begins…
TweetI just love my job. There’s never a dull moment. This morning alone I was helping a poor bird get back out of a precarious situation he had gotten himself into. This afternoon however is the start of something I don’t like. Again. If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s people trying to foist …

